YO chucK

nachos · Posted: Tue 21:15, 14 Feb 2006 Post subject:

I just got and email from a friend wid jokes bout vin diesel

we all know vin diesel will never get close to chuck but i will translate some.

___________________chuk norris can kill ants wid a magnifying glass ......at night

nachos · Posted: Tue 21:16, 14 Feb 2006 Post subject:

Chuck norris created all the soundtrack of the star wars saga using only his armpits

nachos · Posted: Tue 21:17, 14 Feb 2006 Post subject:

Chuck norris created all the soundtrack of the star wars saga using only his armpits

once chuck ate a cake before is friends told him that there was a striper inside the cake

nachos · Posted: Tue 21:19, 14 Feb 2006 Post subject:

The oxigen needs chuck norris to breath.

Big foot doesnt exist becoz chuck norris ate it

nachos · Posted: Tue 21:20, 14 Feb 2006 Post subject:

Chuck norris never reads the newspaper he studies it

Chck norris died 10 years ago but the death is afraid to tell him.

nachos · Posted: Tue 21:23, 14 Feb 2006 Post subject:

The ninga turtles are a real story once chuck norris ate a normal turtl and when ha crapped it it new karate juitsu and all that shit...

cRaZy JaKoB · Posted: Wed 23:54, 15 Feb 2006 Post subject:

my signature ist krieg

blackadder · Posted: Thu 22:26, 16 Feb 2006 Post subject:

Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.

blackadder · Posted: Thu 22:27, 16 Feb 2006 Post subject:

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Yosiek · Posted: Sun 1:20, 19 Feb 2006 Post subject:

they are doiing this to have more posts?

cRaZy JaKoB · Posted: Sun 9:17, 19 Feb 2006 Post subject:

who gives a shit, as long as thats not like whole page long crap
no reason to care

freedom-the-savior · Posted: Sat 15:41, 25 Feb 2006 Post subject:

shit that was funny i reading thoose and almost pissing myself any way

chuck norris is the only one who can jump whil free falling

nachos · Posted: Sun 1:26, 26 Feb 2006 Post subject:

[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]

CHECK this out then say thank you

freedom-the-savior · Posted: Sun 18:06, 26 Feb 2006 Post subject:

thank you

cRaZy JaKoB · Posted: Fri 19:24, 10 Mar 2006 Post subject:

chuck has his biday today, 66(6) YO! ;DDDD

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